JJ says:
Hey Rail, I'm so bored.
Rail says:
Come visit Christ the Lord with me tonite.
JJ says:
Nah, I did that last night. Plus I've got callouses on my hand from the last time I visited Christ.
Rail says:
I told you to use lotion.
JJ says:
Yeah but then my thing smells and I feel like I have to take a shower.
Rail says:
Showers are good. They cleanse the soul. Cleanliness is next to Godliness you know.
JJ says:
Stop quoting the Bible will ya? It's boring.
Rail says:
Did you see Banning destroy Carson last night?
JJ says:
What? Carson Daley?
Rail says:
High School you idiot. I had Banning -12.5 with my local. Cleaned up!
JJ says:
I didn't go to high school and I don't bet high school. I'm bored.
Rail says:
So what do you want to do?
JJ says:
Let's ganbang Olympic again. That was fun.
Rail says:
You know I object to that expression. Rephrase please.
JJ says:
Let's double up on Olympic. You and me. We can take that greek bastard and his 20 cent lines down, man. I know it. We rule this forum! We rule all forums!!
Rail says:
I don't know, I don't want Joey on my ass.
JJ says:
Fuk Joey. I own that kid now. Ever since I sent him that Joe Frazier auotgraph, he leaves me alone.
Rail says:
Really?
JJ says:
Nah, actually I called the FBI on him. He won't be botherimg me anymore.
Rail says:
Ahhhh. Gotcha. Ok let's go. This will be fun.